- ∩＿∞
- (●.●)
- 〔り、 不想动
- 〔り、不想说话
- 就这么一动不动。
- ╯з︶
- ｀就算中国移动
- ｀我也不动
▂_▂_▂_▂_▂_▂_▂_▂_▂_▂_▂_▂_▂_▂_▂_▂_▂_▂_▂_▂_▂_▂_▂_▂_▂
- ┏┳┳┳┓
- ┃﹃ ﹃┃
- ┗┳ロ┳┛
- 学不进去ミ
- 玩不痛快ミ
- 睡不踏实ミ
- ▼▼。
- 吃的还特多゜
▂_▂_▂_▂_▂_▂_▂_▂_▂_▂_▂_▂_▂_▂_▂_▂_▂_▂_▂_▂_▂_▂_▂_▂_▂
- ︶ε╰
- 理科的独特 在于
- ══
- 你抄了答案；
- ら゛也看不懂
- 文科的独特 在于
- ══
- 你看了你看了答案
- ら゛就不想抄了
▂_▂_▂_▂_▂_▂_▂_▂_▂_▂_▂_▂_▂_▂_▂_▂_▂_▂_▂_▂_▂_▂_▂_▂_▂
- 把老婆当公主,
- ゛___你就是王子
- ┛
- 把老婆当皇后,
- ゛___你就是皇帝
- ┛
- 把老婆当保姆,
- ゛___你就是保安
- ┛
- 把老婆当丫鬟,
- ゛___你就是太监！
- Do it at your own╮
▂_▂_▂_▂_▂_▂_▂_▂_▂_▂_▂_▂_▂_▂_▂_▂_▂_▂_▂_▂_▂_▂_▂_▂_▂
- 是我最好的选择
- 。▼▼▼
- 玩感情▕▌
- 让你哭得很有节奏
- 谈金钱▕▌
- 让你哭得满脸眼泪
- 敢嚣张▕▌
- 让你哭到没有眼泪
- 讲势力▕▌
- 让你哭到没有声音
▂_▂_▂_▂_▂_▂_▂_▂_▂_▂_▂_▂_▂_▂_▂_▂_▂_▂_▂_▂_▂_▂_▂_▂_▂
- ┏┓
- 。 □ ┗┛
- 想进她家们，
- 〞必定要做好俩点
- ╪───────
- 哄好她妈゛「」
- 超越她爸゛「」
▂_▂_▂_▂_▂_▂_▂_▂_▂_▂_▂_▂_▂_▂_▂_▂_▂_▂_▂_▂_▂_▂_▂_▂_▂
- 没有你
- ﹊﹊﹊┚
- ミ❤ミ 天好蓝
- ミ❤ミ 草好绿
- 连神经病￠
- ⺌﹏都变聪明了
▂_▂_▂_▂_▂_▂_▂_▂_▂_▂_▂_▂_▂_▂_▂_▂_▂_▂_▂_▂_▂_▂_▂_▂_▂
- ∩∩
- 〔﹁﹁〕
- ぃべ
- 床前明月光 む
- 李白睡的香 む
- 突然尿裤裆 む
- 尿布在何方 む
- .︵o
▂_▂_▂_▂_▂_▂_▂_▂_▂_▂_▂_▂_▂_▂_▂_▂_▂_▂_▂_▂_▂_▂_▂_▂_▂
- ＂■■
- 在学校对
- 「爱考试的老师说
- ︶﹀︶❀
- 「对装逼的学生说
- ︶﹀︶❀
- 装逼装逼装你妈
- ╭--━━╮
- ┃_o o_┃
- ╰┳＾┳
▂_▂_▂_▂_▂_▂_▂_▂_▂_▂_▂_▂_▂_▂_▂_▂_▂_▂_▂_▂_▂_▂_▂_▂_▂
- ●-------@●
- │● ．●│
- ╰──-─╯
- 旧爱
- 旧情
- 旧梦
- 想念旧人#
